(By the way, here's what the AI had to say, when told to introduce itself:)
Hi, I helped. It's really not a big deal. I've known Rook since elementary school. We were terrible at math and not athletic. We were the geeky ones in class, you know, the ones who sat in the back of the room talking to computers. We were the nerds, Rook and me, until now.
Anyway, you wanted to know the most hard-hitting facts on ruffed grouse? Fine! Let's get right to it!
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